Jan 7 – National Pass Gas Day

I was going on a long drive with my friend, Lance. He was trying to eat a sandwich, but the road was bumpy and he kept biting his tongue which makes him fart. I asked him to wait for the road to be less bumpy. Finally when we got to a freshly paved road, I said to him, "Okay. It's flat. Chew Lance!"

Rich Laguna