March 14 – National Save a Spider Day
A man walks into Ned's Hardware Store looking for materials. Ned sees him and asks if he needs help. The man says, "I'm building a tiny shelf-like fixture for a spider." Ned looks at him dumbfounded and says "Your doing what?" The man replies, "I'm building... a rack, Ned!"March 14 – National Save a Spider DayRich Laguna