March 22 – World Water Day
A man runs into a private investigator's office with a jug of water claiming that he needs help. "I have a jug of water that I don't want anyone to find, can you help me?" "Yes, but it will cost you. Two hundred dollars!" said the PI. "That's kind of steep, don't you think?" the man replied. "Sorry buddy. For water, that's my Hide-Rate!"March 22 – World Water DayRich Laguna