May 28 – International Hamburger Day
May 28 – International Hamburger Day
- What do you say to a hamburger in tight jeans?
- Nice buns!
Rich Laguna
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May 27 – Neighbor Day
The guy who lives one house over has a front door in the shape of a big letter "X". He's my X-Door Neighbor!May 27 – Neighbor DayRich Laguna
May 26 – World Dracula Day
May 26 – World Dracula Day
- Why is Dracula such a baseball fan?
- Because of the bats!
Rich Laguna
May 25 – National Wig Out Day
A man with an obvious hair piece was eating at a restaurant. When he finished his meal, he got up to leave and, unbeknownst to him, his wig fell off. As he walked out the waiter stopped him and said, "Sir, you forgot toupee!"May 25 – National Wig Out DayRich Laguna
May 24 – Asparagus Day
Gus noticed how bad his urine smelled, so he had himself cloned to see if the new Gus would have less offensive smelling pee. The good part is there is now A SPARE OF GUS!May 24 – Asparagus DayRich Laguna
May 23 – World Crohn’s and Colitis Day
May 23 – World Crohn’s and Colitis Day
- What did the Crohn's sufferer say on Wheel of Fortune?
- Pat, I'd like to buy a bowel...
Rich Laguna
May 22 – National Buy an Instrument Day
A fight broke out in the string section of the orchestra. It's time to stop the violins.May 22 – National Buy an Instrument DayRich Laguna
May 21 – National Memo Day
May 21 – National Memo Day
- John: Today's National Memo Day.
- Frank: Duly noted!
Rich Laguna
May 20 – Flower Day
May 20 – Flower Day
- How does a flower make a bike move?
- With a petal!
Rich Laguna
May 19 – National Learn to Swim Day
Did you hear about the guy who jumped in the pool, made one incorrect swimming gesture and died instantly? He had a bad stroke!May 19 – National Learn to Swim DayRich Laguna
May 18 – National Pizza Party Day
Jokes about pizza with no meats or vegetables are just plain cheesy!May 18 – National Pizza Party Day
May 17 – World Hypertension Day
It's World Hypertension Day and I cannot STRESS that enough!May 17 – World Hypertension DayRich Laguna
May 16 – Love a Tree Day
May 16 – Love a Tree Day
- Why was the pine being punished?
- Because he was knotty!
Rich Laguna
May 15 – Nylon Stocking Day
May 15 – Nylon Stocking Day
- What do firemen use to put out fires in women's underwear?
- A pantie hose!
Rich Laguna
May 14 – National Women’s Check-Up Day
There were no neon beer signs at the gynecologist... but there was a Pabst Mirror! (pap smear)May 14 – National Women’s Check-Up DayRich Laguna
May 13 – Cough Drop Day
May 13 – Cough Drop Day
- Where in the house can you find the cough drops?
- Halls!
Rich Laguna
May 12 – National Train Day
May 12 – National Train Day
- Why do trains like gum so much?
- They like to chew-chew!
Rich Laguna
May 11 – National Public Gardens Day
It's National Public Gardens Day! Can you dig it?May 11 – National Public Gardens DayRich Laguna
May 10 – Make-A-Book Day
May 10 – Make-A-Book Day
- Why did the pages of the book need help?
- They were in a bind!
Rich Laguna
May 9 – National Root Canal Appreciation Day
It's National Root Canal Appreciation Day... You know the drill!May 9 – National Root Canal Appreciation DayRich Laguna