March 29 – Maundy Thursday
The reason behind Maundy Thursday was quite a feet!March 29 – Maundy ThursdayRich Laguna
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March 28 – National Hot Tub Day
Jack has a lot of puss so he never gets in a hot tub. Why? Because Jack... oozy.March 28 – National Hot Tub DayRich Laguna
March 27 – World Theater Day
It's World Theater Day, but I'm not sure how I'm supposed to act. Rich LagunaMarch 27 – World Theater Day
March 26 – National Spinach Day and Solitude Day
I wanted to celebrate both of these days with a pun today, but I'm going to leaf it alone... Rich LagunaMarch 26 – National Spinach Day and Solitude Day
March 25 – Tolkien Reading Day
I can not stop reading Tolkien books. I can't help myself. I don't even realize I'm doing it. It just happens. It's really a bad hobbit...March 25 – Tolkien Reading DayRich Laguna
March 24 – International Day for Achievers
Hey everyone! We made it to International Day for Achievers! Yay! We did it!!March 24 – International Day for AchieversRich Laguna
March 23 – World Meteorological Day
Well, it's World Meteorological Day. Weather you like it or not...March 23 – World Meteorological DayRich Laguna
March 22 – World Water Day
A man runs into a private investigator's office with a jug of water claiming that he needs help. "I have a jug of water that I don't want anyone to find, can you help me?" "Yes, but it will cost you. Two hundred dollars!" said the PI. "That's kind of steep, don't you think?" the man replied. "Sorry buddy. For water, that's my Hide-Rate!"March 22 – World Water DayRich Laguna
March 21 – National Fragrance Day
I would like to tell you about a couple of my favorite fragrances, but I'm sure you don't need my two scents right now...March 21 – National Fragrance DayRich Laguna
March 20 – World Sparrow Day
March 20 – World Sparrow Day
- What kind of bird always leaves an extra line of seats?
- Spare Row!
Rich Laguna
March 19 – National Poultry Day
Too scared to celebrate National Poultry Day? What are you, chicken?March 19 – National Poultry DayRich Laguna
March 18 – National Buzzard Day
March 18 – National Buzzard Day
- Which bird makes the best doorbells?
- Buzzards!
Rich Laguna
March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day
March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day
- What do you call a small stone made from a super-absorbent drying cloth?
- A Chamois-Rock!
Rich Laguna
March 16 – National Preschool Teachers Appreciation Day
March 16 – National Preschool Teachers Appreciation Day
- Where do you grow preschoolers?
- In a kinder-garden!
Rich Laguna
March 15th – Oranges and Lemons Day
Russ, the dog loved oranges and lemons, but his owner always made him do tricks before he would give him his treats. He would say, "Sit, Russ!"March 15th – Oranges and Lemons DayRich Laguna
March 14 – National Save a Spider Day
A man walks into Ned's Hardware Store looking for materials. Ned sees him and asks if he needs help. The man says, "I'm building a tiny shelf-like fixture for a spider." Ned looks at him dumbfounded and says "Your doing what?" The man replies, "I'm building... a rack, Ned!"March 14 – National Save a Spider DayRich Laguna
March 13 – Ken Day
March 13 – Ken DayRich Laguna
- Is it okay for Barbie to have a boyfriend?
- She sure Ken!
March 12 – National Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 12 – National Alfred Hitchcock Day
- What is Alfred Hitchcock's favorite song?
- Thriller!
Rich Laguna
March 11 – World Plumbing Day
March 11 – World Plumbing Day
- Why was the plumber so quiet while installing a way for water to go from the upper floor of a building to the basement?
- Because he had to pipe down!
Rich Laguna
March 10 – US Paper Money Day
March 10 – US Paper Money Day
- Who's favorite day is U.S. Paper Money Day?
- Bill's!
Rich Laguna