March 9 – Barbie Day
March 9 – Barbie Day
- Who is Barbie's favorite artist?
- Salvador Dolly!
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March 8 – World Kidney Day
March 8 – World Kidney Day
- Want to join the Kidney Club?
- You're in! (urine)
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March 7 – National Cereal Day
March 7 – National Cereal Day
- Why did the cereal have such sticky hair?
- Because instead of a brush, it used a honey comb!
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March 6 – Dentist’s Day
March 6 – Dentist’s Day
- Which two letters are a dentist's least favorite?
- D K
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March 5 – Multiple Personality Day
You can multiple personalities if you want because you have Sybil Rights.March 5 – Multiple Personality DayRich Laguna
March 4 – Toy Soldier Day
Joseph went to the doctor with stomach pains a few days after eating a toy soldier. The doctor have him an x-ray and saw the toy stuck just above his colon. He told Joseph, "It looks it's stuck in your lower GI, Joe."March 4 – Toy Soldier DayRich Laguna
March 3 – National Cold Cuts Day
March 3 – National Cold Cuts Day
- How do cold cuts mingle?
- At a meat and greet!
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March 2 – National Doodle Day
The last two contestants of the Doodling contest came into a tie. I guess you could say it was a draw!March 2 – National Doodle DayRich Laguna
March 1 – National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day
March 1 – National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day
- How do peanut butter lovers walk?
- Skippy!
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Feb 28 – National Public Sleeping Day
Feb 28 – National Public Sleeping Day
- What happens to curly hair if it takes a small day-time sleep?
- It gets nappy!
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Feb 27 – National Kahlua Day
John liked freezing his morning coffee and enjoying it as a Popsicle so his friends all called him Kahlua... because he was a coffee-licker (liquor)...Feb 27 – National Kahlua DayRich Laguna
Feb 26 – Carnival Day
Feb 26 – Carnival Day
- Which member of Wilson Phillips works at the fair?
- Carnie!
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Feb 25 – Pistol Patent Day
Feb 25 – Pistol Patent Day
- Why will you get burned if you hug a person who owns guns?
- Because they have fire arms!
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Feb 24 – National Tortilla Chip Day
I had a pun about tortilla chips, but it was way too corny...Feb 24 – National Tortilla Chip DayRich Laguna
Feb 23 – Diesel Engine Day
Feb 23 – Diesel Engine Day
- What kind of gasoline do large flashlight batteries prefer?
- Diesel (D-Cell)
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Feb 22 – Be Humble Day
She's not very modest but she likes to pretentious (pretend she is)...Feb 22 – Be Humble DayRich Laguna
Feb 21 – International Mother Language Day
Rose learned about her family history and even learned to read and write in her family's native tongue. She inscribed her family motto onto a big rock and then firmly placed it onto the ground in her yard. In other words, Rose set a stone!Feb 21 – International Mother Language DayRich Laguna
Feb 20 – National Handcuff Day
Feb 20 – National Handcuff Day
- How do wrist restraints wear their pants?
- Cuffed!
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Feb 19 – International Tug-Of-War Day
There is a new tug-of-war competition where the rope is through a curtain. You don't see who your competing against until you or your opponent pulls the other through! That's when you get your PULL IT-SURPRISE!Feb 19 – International Tug-Of-War DayRich Laguna
Feb 18 – National Battery Day
Feb 18 – National Battery Day
- Where do you keep bad batteries?
- In a Cell!
Rich Laguna