Jan 28 – World Leprosy Day
This man with leprosy tried to swap his deep metal cooking dishes for other ones but no one would let him. So I guess it's true what they say: A Leper can't change his pots."Jan 28 – World Leprosy DayRich Laguna
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Jan 27 – Thomas Crapper Day
Jan 27 – Thomas Crapper Day
- How did the cops get the toilet out of the house during a domestic standoff?
- They had to use tear gas to flush him out!
Rich Laguna
Jan 26 – Spouses Day
Jan 26 – Spouses Day
- How many people celebrate Spouses Day?
- A couple.
Rich Laguna
Jan 25 – Fluoride Day
The dentists car has no seats, so if you get in, get ready for a floor ride!Jan 25 – Fluoride DayRich Laguna
Jan 24 – National Lobster Thermidor Day
Did you hear about the shy lobster who wanted to become a Thermidor Dinner? He really had to come out of his shell!Jan 24 – National Lobster Thermidor DayRich Laguna
Jan 23 – National Handwriting Day
Jan 23 – National Handwriting Day
- How do pen-people get across the ocean?
- Well, I don't know about the ladies, but the guys get across on a pen-men ship!
Rich Laguna
Jan 21 – National Hugging Day
Did you think I would not get a hug pun in here? Oh get a grip. I'll squeeze one in.Jan 21 – National Hugging DayRich Laguna
Jan 22 – Come in From the Cold Day
Jan 22 – Come in From the Cold Day
- How do you cut a frozen piece of wood?
- With a thaw!
Rich Laguna
Jan 20 – National Cheese Lovers Day
The King of Denmark barged into the home of a simple and humble cheese family. The king demanded that they bring him an herbal drink right away. The cheese replied, "It would be an honer if you were to have our tea." (Havarti)Jan 20 – National Cheese Lovers DayRich Laguna
Jan 19 – Brew a Potion Day
Jan 19 – Brew a Potion Day
- How does the wizard, who made a potion using a female frog, get the concoction without squeezing it out her?
- He licks her!
Rich Laguna
Jan 18 – National Winnie the Pooh Day
Jan 18 – National Winnie the Pooh Day(Okay, not an original but, man, I love that joke!) Rich Laguna
- Why were Tigger's hands so dirty?
- Because he's always playing with Pooh!
Jan 17 – Judgment Day
On Judgment Day, I feel like everyone's watching me. Like I have ten eyes on me at all times! But I don't care. Screw ten eyes!Jan 17 – Judgment DayRich Laguna
Jan 16 – National Nothing Day
I thought I would lose some weight by doing squats on the side of a small incline, but I did not. I don't know what I expected when I did hilly squats!Jan 16 – National Nothing DayRich Laguna
Jan 15 – National Hat Day
A man was accused of child abuse today. Reports say that authorities found his daughter, Dora malnourished because he only gave her head-wear to eat. He had no comment when asked why he fed Dora hats!Jan 15 – National Hat DayRich Laguna
Jan 14 – International Kite Day
I want to give you a pun about kites but instead I'll just babble but never get to the pun. I'll just string you along and leave you up in the air!Jan 14 – International Kite DayRich Laguna
Jan 13 – Public Radio Broadcasting Day
Did you hear about the public radio journalist that broke her arm so bad that she needed an extra thick plaster wrap put around it? Yeah, it was quite a broad cast!Jan 13 – Public Radio Broadcasting DayRich Laguna
Jan 12 – National Pharmacist Day
Make a pun about National Pharmacist Day? What, are you on drugs?Jan 12 – National Pharmacist DayRich Laguna
Jan 11 – National Milk Day
I won't make a joke about milk because I don't like cows. They have hooves instead of regular feet, which means their "feet" don't have any digits. I guess I'm Lack-Toes Intolerant!Jan 11 – National Milk DayRich Laguna
Jan 10 – Peculiar People Day
They have a day dedicated to peculiar people? How odd.Jan 10 – Peculiar People DayRich Laguna
Jan 9 – National Static Electricity Day
I don't have a pun about static electricity! I bet you're all shocked...Jan 9 – National Static Electricity DayRich Laguna