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I bet you're all pining for an Evergreen pun!

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• What do you get when you combine a Bull and Lizard in a Snow Storm?
• A Snow Bull-Lizard!

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I had a pun about unprocessed maple syrup, but it was too sappy!

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• What do you hang Boston Tea Party Day posters with?
• Tea Tacks

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• What do you do with tea on the side of a mountain
• Steep!

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• How do wild primates get into a locked monastery?
• With a monk-key!

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You know what they say about eating ice cream if your lactose intolerant... sooner or later you'll have to deal with your dairy air!

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• What were the Greek Gods favorite meat?
• Hambrosia!

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• What kind of bird lives at the top of a mountain?
• Peak-cocks!

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• Did you hear about the church tower that made no noise whatsoever?
• It won the no-bell prize!

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• What do you get when you cross a garden tool and an arrow launcher?
• A HOBO!

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Young Bobby loved his wintergreen candies. He didn't want to help decorate the Christmas tree, he just wanted his wintergreen candies. His mother said, "Either you help me put the fancy bulbs on the tree, OR NO MINTS!"

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• What kind of boat holds barber shops and beauty salons?
• A hair-craft carrier!

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To refer to Saint Nicholas by a shorter name, just call him by his nick-name!

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• How do you get a bear in jeans to go back to his home?
• You simply den him!

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• Why don't dice buy cigarettes?
• They like to roll their own!

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Bobby, who always worried about the future or reminisced of the past, was climbing into a gift wrapped box when his mother asked, "What are you doing?" Bobby replied, "Like you said. I'm being in the present!"

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• What do you get when you cross hot oil and a baseball player?
• Fried Batter!

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• What did the fake fox pelt say when he saw a bowl of Vietnamese noodle soup?
• "Who's this Pho for?

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