Category: PUNS!

I love puns.
They’re simple, sweet and silly. And anyone who knows me knows that I am a pun-freak. I will drop puns every chance I get (much to the dismay of many of my friends). But I can’t help it.
I once was told that puns are lazy writing. To that I say, puns are not written. They are created… magically… with grace and style… and then written.

So for my Pun Page, I will research the obscure holidays for the day and use one as the topic for a pun. I will try to do this daily, so check back often for fun and silly original puns!

A Practical Guide to Becoming a True Pun Master:
1- Accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
2 – Say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
3 – ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
4 – Know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

May 27 – Neighbor Day

The guy who lives one house over has a front door in the shape of a big letter "X". He's my X-Door Neighbor!

Rich Laguna

May 27 – Neighbor Day

May 25 – National Wig Out Day

A man with an obvious hair piece was eating at a restaurant. When he finished his meal, he got up to leave and, unbeknownst to him, his wig fell off. As he walked out the waiter stopped him and said, "Sir, you forgot toupee!"

Rich Laguna

May 25 – National Wig Out Day

May 24 – Asparagus Day

Gus noticed how bad his urine smelled, so he had himself cloned to see if the new Gus would have less offensive smelling pee. The good part is there is now A SPARE OF GUS!

Rich Laguna

May 24 – Asparagus Day