Nov. 4th – King Tut Day

King Tut and his general, Horemheb, were having lunch but because of the status difference, the general sat on the floor instead of at the table. All of a sudden, they both farted at the exact same time. So even though there was such a separation of status, they still had a toot in common!
Nov. 4th – King Tut Day

Nov. 2nd – Practice Being Psychic Day

Did you hear about the clairvoyant soccer player who would score a goal every time she would let out a deep, long, audible breath? I guess it was her sigh-kick abilities!

Rich Laguna

Nov. 2nd – Practice Being Psychic Day

Nov. 1st – National Brush Day

The dentist told the receptionist that Jean, the druggy, was on her way in. "You have to tell her that she can't come in stoned anymore. Hopefully 'sober' Jean will come in and she'll understand." said the dentist. "But what if she's stoned?" asked the receptionist. He replied, "Then tell 'high' Jean!"

Rich Laguna

Nov. 1st – National Brush Day

Oct. 30th – Mischief Night

For Mischief Night, I might just grab some people's pants and sew the legs up so they are a little too high... In other words, I may hem...
Oct. 30th – Mischief Night

Oct. 29th – National Cat Day

A cat walks into a bank and informs the teller that he'd like to pay a bill. The teller informs the cat that he'll have to wait in the fee line!

Rich Laguna

Oct. 29th – National Cat Day

Oct. 27th – National Beer Day

Theodore the yeast was eating his sugars in a brew tank when Freda the yeast comes by to join him. "Get out of here, Freda. This is no place for you women-folk!", said Theodore. Freda snapped back at him, "You misogynistic pig. You know this isn't just for men, Ted!"
Oct. 27th – National Beer Day

Oct. 23rd – National iPod Day

A man in the emergency room had peas in their husk sticking out of his orbital socket. When asked what happened, he said he was trying to listen to music with his eye-pod.

Rich Laguna

Oct. 23rd – National iPod Day

Oct. 21st – Garbanzo Bean Day

As this one girl was eating her Garbanzo Bean salad, two dudes noticed that she kept taking frequent potty breaks. The one dude says to the other, "Man! That salad sure makes that chick pee."

Rich Laguna

Oct. 21st – Garbanzo Bean Day