May 8 – No Socks Day
May 8 – No Socks Day
- Why don't Yogi and Boo-Boo wear socks?
- Because they have bear feet!
Rich Laguna
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May 7 – Great Lakes Awareness Day
May 7 – Great Lakes Awareness Day
- Which of the Great Lakes is the scariest?
- Erie!
Rich Laguna
May 6 – National Beverage Day
It's National Beverage Day? I'll drink to that!!May 6 – National Beverage DayRich Laguna
May 5 – National Hoagie Day
May 5 – National Hoagie Day
- What do you get when you cross a hoagie, a dog and a speaker?
- A sub-woofer!
Rich Laguna
May 4 – National Orange Juice Day
May 4 – National Orange Juice Day
- What kind of books do oranges read?
- Pulp Fiction!
Rich Laguna
May 3 – Paranormal Day
May 3 – Paranormal Day
- What should you drink on Paranormal Day?
- Spirits!
Rich Laguna
May 2 – Baby Day
May 2 – Baby Day
- Why do the newborn bees like to hang out near recessed, coastal bodies of water that directly connects to a larger main bodies of water?
- Because they're BAY BEES!!
Rich Laguna
May 1 – World Asthma Day
On World Asthma Day I like to listen to Weezer.May 1 – World Asthma DayRich Laguna
April 30 – National Mr. Potato Head Day
April 30 – National Mr. Potato Head Day
- How do you tell Mr. Potato Head to cheer up.
- You tell him to put on a happy face!
Rich Laguna
April 29 – Mother, Father Deaf Day
Mother, Father Deaf Day? Sign me up!April 29 – Mother, Father Deaf DayRich Laguna
April 28 – Save the Frogs Day
April 28 – Save the Frogs Day
- How far can a frogs leg get stuck in mud?
- About knee-deep. Knee-Deep!
Rich Laguna
April 27 – Morse Code Day
When you season your Morse Code with pepper, you only need a dash.April 27 – Morse Code DayRich Laguna
April 26 – Help a Horse Day
April 26 – Help a Horse Day
- Why couldn't the foal speak?
- Because he was a little horse!
Rich Laguna
April 25 – National Stationery Day
April 25 – National Stationery Day
- What kind of paper never moves?
- Stationery!
Rich Laguna
April 24 – National Teach Your Children to Save Day
April 24 – National Teach Your Children to Save Day
- Dad, are we going to celebrate National Teach Your Children to Save Day?
- Son, you can bank on it!
Rich Laguna
April 23 – International Nose Picking Day
April 23 – International Nose Picking Day
- How do noses full of boogers protest?
- Picket!
Rich Laguna
April 22 – Girl Scout Leader Day
Girl Scout leaders are real troupers!!April 22 – Girl Scout Leader DayRich Laguna
April 21 – Auctioneers Day
Who want to hear a pun about auctioneers...? Anyone...? Going once... going twice...April 21 – Auctioneers DayRich Laguna
April 20 – National Look Alike Day
One guy tried to imitate me because we looked alike, but he could not stand the same way I do. He hunched more than I do and he leaned a little. He was a bad imposture!April 20 – National Look Alike DayRich Laguna
April 19 – National Garlic Day
April 19 – National Garlic Day
- Why wouldn't the vampire put his tongue on his automobile?
- Because vampires hate car-licks!
Rich Laguna