April 18 – Newspaper Columnists Day
April 18 – Newspaper Columnists Day
- How did the columnist make the painting laugh.
- With an art tickle!!
Rich Laguna
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April 17 – Bat Appreciation Day
April 17 – Bat Appreciation Day
- What is a bats favorite thing to see in New York City?
- The Vampire State Building!
Rich Laguna
April 16 – Boston Marathon Day
They wanted to have the marathon indoors but then they realized they'd run out of room!April 16 – Boston Marathon DayRich Laguna
April 15 – Titanic Remembrance Day
I had a sinking feeling that this day was going down...April 15 – Titanic Remembrance DayRich Laguna
April 14 – National Pecan Day
April 14 – National Pecan Day
- Which letter of the alphabet can celebrate nuts better than all the rest?
- P can!
Rich Laguna
April 13 – Scrabble Day
I had a long pun about Scrabble, but it was too wordy...April 13 – Scrabble DayRich Laguna
April 12 – Big Wind Day
It's Big Wind Day. Doesn't that just blow you away?April 12 – Big Wind DayRich Laguna
April 11 – Submarine Day
Submarine Day? That's pretty deep...April 11 – Submarine DayRich Laguna
April 10 – Siblings Day
They have a day for siblings? Oh brother!April 10 – Siblings DayRich Laguna
April 9 – National Cherish an Antique Day
National Cherish an Antique Day is one of my long time favorite holidays. I guess you could say it's an old love of mine!April 9 – National Cherish an Antique DayRich Laguna
April 8 – Zoo Lovers Day
April 8 – Zoo Lovers Day
- Why was the petting zoo with all overweight animals deemed too obscene for the public.
- Because it was a heavy petting zoo!
Rich Laguna
April 7 – Public Television Day
April 7 – Public Television Day
- Did you see the special on public television about people who lie about having to use the bathroom?
- The whole show was about Pee B.S.
Rich Laguna
April 6 – Teflon Day
April 6 – Teflon Day
- Why are there no branches on the ground near a Teflon Tree?
- Because... no stick!
Rich Laguna
April 5 – Bell Bottoms Day
April 5 – Bell Bottoms Day
- What happens when you put bell bottoms on the sun?
- You get a solar flare!
Rich Laguna
April 4 – World Rat Day
I dropped a rat onto the street from the twentieth floor of a building, but the rat was so tough that it didn't hurt the rat at all. In fact it left a rat-shaped impression in the street. You could say, it left a road-dent!April 4 – World Rat DayRich Laguna
April 3 – National Film Score Day
It's National Film Score Day and that's (background) music to my ears!April 3 – National Film Score DayRich Laguna
April 2 – Reconciliation Day
Reconciliation Day is for giving!April 2 – Reconciliation DayRich Laguna
April 1 – National Trombone Player Day
April 1 – National Trombone Player Day
- What part of the skeleton is made from brass?
- The Trom-Bone!
Rich Laguna
March 31 – National Tater Day
- What do you call a penis shaped potato that has obtained power of rule by force?
- A dick tater!
Rich Laguna
March 30 – World Bipolar Day
It's World Bipolar Day! Yay!! Boo!! Yay!! Boo!!March 30 – World Bipolar DayRich Laguna