Feb 17 – World Whale Day
Feb 17 – World Whale Day
- What does a whale do when it tries talking while crying?
- Blubber!
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Feb 16 – Kyoto Protocol Day
Feb 16 – Kyoto Protocol Day
- What was the professional foot digit doing on the phone in Kyoto, Japan?
- Making a Kyoto Pro-Toe Call!
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Feb 15 – National Hippo Day
Feb 15 – National Hippo Day
- What do you call a large, semi-aquatic mammal that lives in Africa and uses bad language?
- A Hippo Potty-Mouth!
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Feb 14 – National Organ Donor Day
Feb 14 – National Organ Donor Day
- Why did the little boy want to donate the bending part of his leg?
- He heard that some people need a kid knee...
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Feb 13 – Extraterrestrial Culture Day
Feb 13 – Extraterrestrial Culture Day
- Why was the extraterrestrial that ate Theodore all alone?
- Because alien ate Ted!
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Feb 12 – National Lost Penny Day
National Lost Penny Day doesn't make any cents.Feb 12 – National Lost Penny DayRich Laguna
Feb 11- Get Out Your Guitar Day
Feb 11- Get Out Your Guitar Day
- Why do guitars have low self-esteem?
- Because they're always getting picked on.
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Feb 10 – Umbrella Day
Feb 10 – Umbrella Day
- What do you call unexpected visitors who show up with an umbrella
- Merry pop-ins!
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Feb 9 – Chocolate Day
Feb 9 – Chocolate Day
- What kind of chocolate-lovers live in trees?
- Cocoa-Nuts!
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Feb 8 – Laugh and Get Rich Day
Follow this link for Laugh Tracks, come to my show and you will laugh and get (to see) Rich!Feb 8 – Laugh and Get Rich DayRich Laguna
Feb 7 – Rose Day
Feb 7 – Rose Day
- What did the red, thorny flower do when asked to serve?
- He ROSE to the occasion!
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Feb 6 – National Frozen Yogurt Day
Feb 6 – National Frozen Yogurt Day
- What do you get when you cross a curly wig and a Chinese toy on a string?
- A Fro-Yo!
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Feb 5 – National Weatherman’s Day
Feb 5 – National Weatherman’s Day
- Did you hear about the meteorologist on the news who broke both arms and both legs?
- His reporting is nothing special, but you should see his four casts!
Feb 4 – Rosa Parks Day
Rosa driving a bus to a civil rights movement wasn't bad. But things get a little hectic when Rosa Parks...Feb 4 – Rosa Parks DayRich Laguna
Feb 3 – National Patient Recognition Day
Feb 3 – National Patient Recognition Day
- Why was the doctor who only worked with midgets and dwarfs so crabby?
- He had very little patients!
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Feb 2 – Groundhog Day
Feb 2 – Groundhog Day
- Did you hear about the groundhog who lost his house?
- He had to burrow his neighbor's!
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Feb 1 – Robinson Crusoe Day
Feb 1 – Robinson Crusoe Day
- Which way does Robinson Crusoe go fishing, towards or not towards you?
- He prefers to cast away...
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Jan 31 – Backwards Day
This one guy who was especially skilled in talking backwards eventually lost this skill and had to learn it all over again. Before long, he was re-versed in talking backwards!Jan 31 – Backwards DayRich Laguna
Jan 30 – National Croissant Day
I had a pun about a perfectly baked croissant, but it was too flaky.Jan 30 – National Croissant DayRich Laguna
Jan 29 – Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day
Jan 29 – Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day
- What did the son bubble wrap say to his father?
- Hey Pop!
Rich Laguna