Jan 8 – War on Poverty Day
I have a pun about poverty, but it's a poor joke.Jan 8 – War on Poverty DayRich Laguna
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Jan 7 – National Pass Gas Day
I was going on a long drive with my friend, Lance. He was trying to eat a sandwich, but the road was bumpy and he kept biting his tongue which makes him fart. I asked him to wait for the road to be less bumpy. Finally when we got to a freshly paved road, I said to him, "Okay. It's flat. Chew Lance!"Jan 7 – National Pass Gas DayRich Laguna
Jan 6 – National Take a Poet to Lunch Day
Jan 6 – National Take a Poet to Lunch Day
- How might you invite the author of "Paul Revere's Ride" to lunch?
- Simply state, "I'm going to lunch. Would you like to come a long, fellow?"
Rich Laguna
Jan 5 – National Bird Day
Puns about Ostriches and Emus just don't fly with me.Jan 5 – National Bird DayRich Laguna
Jan 4 – World Braille Day
The road to learning Braille is a little bumpy.Jan 4 – World Braille DayRich Laguna
Jan 3 – National Drinking Straw Day
Puns about straws suck.Jan 3 – National Drinking Straw DayRich Laguna
Jan 2 – Swiss Cheese Day
Today I worship Swiss because it is the holiest of cheeses!Jan 2 – Swiss Cheese DayRich Laguna
Jan 1 – New Year’s Day
Jan 1 – New Year’s Day
- What did Vincent van Gogh's plastic surgeon say to him on the first of January?
- Happy new ear!
Rich Laguna
Dec. 31st – New Years Eve
If you come to my house on New Years Eve, remember, I live on the 4th house on Old Ln. Not to be confused with Old St. You know what? To make it easier, I'll leave a sign out. It'll be the "4, Old Lane" sign!Dec. 31st – New Years EveMerry New Year, Rich Laguna
Dec. 30th – National Bicarbonate of Soda Day
Dec. 30th – National Bicarbonate of Soda Day
- How would you use Bicarbonate of Soda?
- It's for baking, so, DUH!
Rich Laguna
Dec. 29th – Tick Tock Day
Dec. 29th – Tick Tock Day
- Why do blood sucking parasites that sometimes carry Lyme Disease that can speak make good clocks?
- It's something about listening to that tick talk... tick talk... tick talk...
Rich Laguna
Dec. 28th – National Card Playing Day
Last time I made a pun about playing cards, a guy came up and decked me!Dec. 28th – National Card Playing DayRich Laguna
Dec. 27th – Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day
I wanted to make snowflakes out of paper using scissors... but I wasn't cut out for it...Dec. 27th – Make Cut Out Snowflakes DayRich Laguna
Dec. 26th – National Thank You Note Day
A Spanish speaking fellow slid down a big grassy hill on his bottom and took a picture of it. Then he made copies and sent them out on National Thank You Note Day. I guess he had a big grassy-ass for everyone!Dec. 26th – National Thank You Note DayRich Laguna
Dec. 25th – Christmas Day
Dec. 25th – Christmas Day
- You know what's different about a keyboard on Christmas?
- No L!
Rich Laguna
Dec. 24th – National Eggnog Day
Dec. 24th – National Eggnog Day
- What's a violent way to make Eggnog?
- Egg. Milk. Punch!
Rich Laguna
Dec. 23rd – Festivus
Jerry wanted to let everyone know that he was celebrating Festivus, so he put up a sign. Unfortunately no one noticed because Jerry's sign fell!Dec. 23rd – FestivusRich Laguna
Dec. 22nd – National Date Nut Bread Day
Dec. 22nd – National Date Nut Bread Day
- What kind of bread is just crazy for going out with new people but not really committing to a relationship?
- Date-Nut Bread!
Rich Laguna
Dec. 21st – National Flashlight Day
Dec. 21st – National Flashlight Day
- How does a flashlight celebrate National Flashlight Day?
- He gets lit up!
Rich Laguna
Dec. 20th – Dot Your I’s Day
Dec. 20th – Dot Your I’s Day
- Do you like to dot your lowercase I's?
- A tittle bit...
Rich Laguna