Dec. 19th – Look For An Evergreen Day
I bet you're all pining for an Evergreen pun!Dec. 19th – Look For An Evergreen DayRich Laguna
Category: PUNS! (page 9)
Dec. 18 – Flake Appreciation Day
Dec. 18 – Flake Appreciation Day
- What do you get when you combine a Bull and Lizard in a Snow Storm?
- A Snow Bull-Lizard!
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Dec. 17th – National Maple Syrup Day
I had a pun about unprocessed maple syrup, but it was too sappy!Dec. 17th – National Maple Syrup DayRich Laguna
Dec. 16th – Boston Tea Party Day
Dec. 16th – Boston Tea Party Day
- What do you hang Boston Tea Party Day posters with?
- Tea Tacks
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Dec. 15th – International Tea Day
Dec. 15th – International Tea Day
- What do you do with tea on the side of a mountain
- Steep!
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Dec. 14th – Monkey Day
Dec. 14th – Monkey Day
- How do wild primates get into a locked monastery?
- With a monk-key!
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Dec. 13th – National Ice Cream Day
You know what they say about eating ice cream if your lactose intolerant... sooner or later you'll have to deal with your dairy air!Dec. 13th – National Ice Cream DayRich Laguna
Dec. 12th – National Ambrosia Day
Dec. 12th – National Ambrosia Day
- What were the Greek Gods favorite meat?
- Hambrosia!
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Dec. 11th – International Mountain Day
Dec. 11th – International Mountain Day
- What kind of bird lives at the top of a mountain?
- Peak-cocks!
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Dec. 10th – Nobel Prize Day
Dec. 10th – Nobel Prize Day
- Did you hear about the church tower that made no noise whatsoever?
- It won the no-bell prize!
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Dec. 9th – Weary Willie Day
Dec. 9th – Weary Willie Day
- What do you get when you cross a garden tool and an arrow launcher?
- A HOBO!
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Dec. 8th – National Christmas Tree Day
Young Bobby loved his wintergreen candies. He didn't want to help decorate the Christmas tree, he just wanted his wintergreen candies. His mother said, "Either you help me put the fancy bulbs on the tree, OR NO MINTS!"Dec. 8th – National Christmas Tree DayRich Laguna
Dec. 7th – International Civil Aviation Day
Dec. 7th – International Civil Aviation Day
- What kind of boat holds barber shops and beauty salons?
- A hair-craft carrier!
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Dec. 6th – St. Nicholas Day
To refer to Saint Nicholas by a shorter name, just call him by his nick-name!Dec. 6th – St. Nicholas DayRich Laguna
Dec. 5th – National Blue Jeans Day
Dec. 5th – National Blue Jeans Day
- How do you get a bear in jeans to go back to his home?
- You simply den him!
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Dec. 4th – National Dice Day
Dec. 4th – National Dice Day
- Why don't dice buy cigarettes?
- They like to roll their own!
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Dec. 3rd – Make a Gift Day
Bobby, who always worried about the future or reminisced of the past, was climbing into a gift wrapped box when his mother asked, "What are you doing?" Bobby replied, "Like you said. I'm being in the present!"Dec. 3rd – Make a Gift DayRich Laguna
Dec. 2nd – National Fritters Day
Dec. 2nd – National Fritters Day
- What do you get when you cross hot oil and a baseball player?
- Fried Batter!
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Dec. 1st – National Faux Fur Day
Dec. 1st – National Faux Fur Day
- What did the fake fox pelt say when he saw a bowl of Vietnamese noodle soup?
- "Who's this Pho for?
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Nov. 30th – National Methamphetamine Awareness Day
Nov. 30th – National Methamphetamine Awareness Day
- What did the Meth-Head get when he was hit with a wild pitch?
- Free base!
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